Faux Pascal
A man is only a reed. But he's a reed with a temper.
Women should be watched and listened to. By no man.
Poetry. Why do we need rhymes about copulation when it comes so naturally and lugubriously?
Women talk. Men don't listen. Why homo sapiens survived.
2 + 2 = 5++++++++++++. Or hadn't you heard?
Handling in cars is basically a function of camber.
The hardest position in baseball is 3rd base. You throw him out faster than the pitcher could or it’s a triple.
The first 3D painting was by a guy named Giotto.
Quarterbacks are almost always unknown quantities. Much akin to pianists, violinists, and cellists.
No Star Wars movie has ever been any good.
Fortune cookies and astrology readings are always wrong.
You don't have to believe me but this is art. Because I said so.


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